Fat Kid Returns Deflated

So Fat Kid totally missed the Tulane game thanks to Hurricane Wilma. That blew. FK was looking forward to seeing the Green Wave surge towards victory. Alas, it was not meant to be. FK still doesn't have power. FK is regretting her decision to move to Florida...a lot. Fat Kid is currently just looking forward to turkey day...an entire day of eating!

Fat Kid Is Spirited

FK and the Grouper are going to cheer the Green Wave onto victory this saturday over the loser Golden Nights. If only it was in Nola with a hurricane in our hand!

Roll Wave Roll!!
FK is so stoked to reconnect with some Tulane People and Pride....now if only mother nature would cooperate...

Fat Kid Parties

Pisserfest 2005 has come and gone. As has FK's liver. Viva la pisserfest!! Here is a pic of jb at the end of the night...too cute!

Fat Kid Cries For America's Youth

Fat Kid was watching MTV this morning. You know, the MTV that changed a generation, spawned the career of vee-jay, and created the rock video? Apparently, after 20 years, MTV has lost its edge to the point 16 year old bitches whining they are limited to $100,000 for their fucking birthday party is entertainment. "My Super Sweet Sixteen" is the excrement in the shit doughnut that MTV has become. Guess what Jazmine? No one gives a fuck about you or your pig little face outside the confines of Erie, PA. Once you leave that metropolis, you will wake up in some frat guy's jizz covered, beer stained bed wondering what happened to all of your blow and your pride. FK believes it left the day your parents thought it was "neato" to drop a quarter of a million dollars on a party celebrating your ability to breathe for 16 years. B.R.A.V. motherfucking O.