Fat Kids Love Irish Car Bombs

Fat Kid had been banned from consuming Irish Carbombs since the "incident" at St. Patrick's Day. However, Fat Kid was recently reunited with her old love and the flames of passion were stoked. Here's to you, you whisky/creamy/foamy delight!!!

An Ode

FK feels like her feelings can best be expressed in poem.
"The past two weeks have sucked,
Often leading me to say fuck,
The city that taught me to drink,
Currently is a sink.
My lurv cottage lacked power til day 8,
Cleaning out ur fridge shouldn't wait,
My computer stopped working,
Law school duties I am shirking
Though shittier times there have been,
I am going to drink some Hen."