Fat Kid Goes to School

Fat Kid has nothing to blog about. So here is a picture of her last first day of school ever:

My whole family accompanied me to my final year of Law School. I am not sure why Father O'Neill insisted on accompanying us...I'm the one in the candy rosary!

Fat Kid's Long Lost Brother!!

While looking for a picture for my previous post, I googled "fat kid working". Imagine my surprise to find this picture:

Located on the blogspot blog of Fat Kid....ie www.fatkidrocks.blogspot.com
WTF...Ok so apparently his blog predates and is more informative than mine. HOWEVER, i thought i was the only fat kid on the internet?

Fat Kid Looking Towards the Future

Fat Kid has recently been contemplating what to do after the thrilling time that is law school. Lane Bryant has apparently booked all the models it needs for its newest lingerie catalouge. Competitive eating, while challenging, seems like more effort and "training" that Fat Kid is looking to do. What should a fat kid in polyester do with her life?

Fat Kid Is Having A Mac Attack

Sitting at work, FK was thinking about everywhere else she would rather be. And she remembered the Mack the Knife ads from McDonalds in the Mid-1980s. There was a guy dressed up as the moon playing the piano to "Mack the Knife" in hopes of persuading America to purchase Big Macs. Which, I believe America did. We love em!


In fact, Americans eat 600 million Big Macs each year (thank you Time Magazine).

And It's a favorite across the country.


We Love YOU!!!