Fat Kid Cries For America's Youth

Fat Kid was watching MTV this morning. You know, the MTV that changed a generation, spawned the career of vee-jay, and created the rock video? Apparently, after 20 years, MTV has lost its edge to the point 16 year old bitches whining they are limited to $100,000 for their fucking birthday party is entertainment. "My Super Sweet Sixteen" is the excrement in the shit doughnut that MTV has become. Guess what Jazmine? No one gives a fuck about you or your pig little face outside the confines of Erie, PA. Once you leave that metropolis, you will wake up in some frat guy's jizz covered, beer stained bed wondering what happened to all of your blow and your pride. FK believes it left the day your parents thought it was "neato" to drop a quarter of a million dollars on a party celebrating your ability to breathe for 16 years. B.R.A.V. motherfucking O.