Fat Kid Loves Polyester, Not Wal-Mart
Fat Kid loved Wal-Mart in New Orleans. On more than one occasion, FK might have gotten drunk prior to a Wal-Mart trip and enjoyed their fine apparel. Several times, Fat Kid drank in the Wal-Mart Hard Liquor Section. It was a glorious and fun way to spend an afternoon.
Fat Kid hates Wal-Mart in Miami. Not only are you apt to lose your life in the hair care products section, they are all old, dirty and reeking of unwashed babies. And, Miami only has 3 to serve the greater Miami-Dade metro area. Which is Fan.Tas.Tic. Miami has taken a once beloved treasure of Fat Kid and desecrated it. Thanks Miami...I hope to do the same to you one day!
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