Hairy Fat Kid

Dear Eye Brow Waxer at Super Cuts,
FK knows working at Super Cuts has enabled you to expand your beauty repetoire to ripping facial hair out at $8 a pop. Fat Kid knows it must be a joy standing in the purple and silver sad little shop that time forgot on Miracle Mile. FK understands that Super Cuts is about convenience/savings more than "style" or "quality". However, FK was pressed for time and desperately needed to have 2 seperate eyebrows in preparation for her trip this weekend. FK had to work all day and couldn't make it to her normal waxer, so she was left with you, lady who skill forgot.

FK takes hair removal seriously and knows what she wants. She doesn't give two (2) shits (craps) about the aesthetic you are going for with your brutal jerking and feverish stare. There was no need to stroke Fat Kid's hair and forehead in the process of jerking out her eyebrows. Nor, when FK asked that you remove the clumps of hair you had left behind, was it necessary for you to jab her in the eye and leave glops of wax stuck to her skin and remaining eyebrows. Also, no one likes pirate shirts. Stop wearing them. In short, if you ever come near Fat Kid again with some wax on a stick, Fat Kid will become Violent Fat Kid and no one wants that.