Fat Kid Is Knowledgeable

So, FK has the last final of the final season. As in the absolute last one the school offers. This wouldn't be so painful if it was a legit final...but no...I've had the questions the prof is going to ask for a month and am meeting with some people in a half hour to review our answers. So rather than it being a pure test, it is a pain in the ass. Regardless, FK is awake before noon--something she usually avoids (one burns more calories the longer they are awake...theoretically). And FK decided to watch the local news before heading out. Miami has some of the WORST news FK has ever encountered -- and that is including the government censored news in Saudi Arabia. Miami apparently enjoys getting its news from busty women in synthetic fabrics who can't form a coherent thought. While FK loves to hear about Cyndy got locked out of her car today, FK likes a bit more substance...The weatherwomen are by far the best what with the botox, the EE boobs and little else. If it isn't guyabera or cafe cubano related, it doesn't get reported in Miami. Here's to you, shittiest news ever!!