Fat Kid Pans White Noise

Given the Grouper and Fat Kid's general allergy to movement and energy exertion of all types, they are big movie buffs. Not the deep "I found Hiroshima, Mon Amourto speak to me on multiple levels about the transcendence of human emotion over destruction," but rather, the "I heard Joe Dirt II was coming out on Tuesday and I need it" kind of movie buff. Our blockbuster list is 70 films long--perhaps 2 which have ever won critical acclaim. The absolute WORST movie ever (besides "because of winn dixie") is by far "White Noise".
Coincidentally, White Noise stars the worst actor of all time--Michael Keaton. FK noticed Michael K. was born in Corapolis, PA...are you sure it isn't more like the obvious joke, Sir Maker of Shitty Films?
You may remember him from such cinematic classics as:
Mr. Mom

Multiplicity

Jack Frost

But Fat Kid what about Beetlejuice and Batman?
In response to Batman, FK offers you Batman II.


And Beetlejuice? Everyone knows Catherine O'Hara carried the movie.

FK has no desire to rehash the shit for plot that was White Noise. Suffice to say, its predictable and what you think happens will. The only bright spot in this lamefest was seeing the crap beaten out of Mr. Mom. Sure you can handle diapers, Mikey, but can you handle demons? All sources point to no....stop making films.