Fat Kid really dislikes law school. From the uninspired teaching to the pompous students, it just really irks Fat Kid. Early in her 1L year, FK learned the beatuy of leaving the law school campus for the greener pastures of UM's campus. This escape often proves more infuriating than one listening to the inane chatter on the bricks. However, when one does this, they are forced to interact with UM's undergraduate student body and support staff. One would be more successful by talking to one of the half dead palm trees that incircle campus. While i love to hear about the two fraternity brother train that was run on you while your boyfriend was asleep, enjoying my panda express without the thought of stds is a bit more appealing. Entering my 8th hour on campus, I decided to temper my hatred with some starbucks, a recent addition to the UM campus. While it is normally more crowded than a store giving away guayaberas, they usually don't mess up your drink too badly. After waddling the distance, FK discovers the damn shop is closed. This closure highlights something else bigger...something else that has been annoying Fat Kid. The 1Ls have been back for over a week and the upperclassmen started class presumably Monday. Yet nothing is open on campus. While the undergrads luxuriate in their stupidity and vacation, the law students have been left with surprisingly little. Why does UM insist on constantly being shitty? Is this shittiness infectious and does it explain the crappiness of about 80% of the law school students? We may never know the answers to these questions. FK is thankful it is her last semester in this shithole that is the University, and more broadly, Miami.