A Letter to a Stupid Ho
Dear Stupid Ho Walking on the Bricks at 3:50 this afternoon,
FK enjoys dressing for the warm weather of South Florida. However, your ensemble of jean mini-skirt, push up bra, white tee and tennis shoes doesn't cut it. If your gut did not hang out farther than your breasts, this might have been a cute outfit. If your legs resembled something other than tree trunks, the sneaker/skirt combo might be cute. However, these possibilities do not occur on your troll like figure. Also, when everyone can see the padding in the bra, your flat little secret is out. Lose the friendship bracelets...you aren't in 4th grade and FK is sure Kimmy from summer camp no longer likes you, assuming she ever did. In sum, burn your skanky outfit and pay for some quality fake boobs.
Sincerely,
A fat kid in polyester who still looks better than you
FK enjoys dressing for the warm weather of South Florida. However, your ensemble of jean mini-skirt, push up bra, white tee and tennis shoes doesn't cut it. If your gut did not hang out farther than your breasts, this might have been a cute outfit. If your legs resembled something other than tree trunks, the sneaker/skirt combo might be cute. However, these possibilities do not occur on your troll like figure. Also, when everyone can see the padding in the bra, your flat little secret is out. Lose the friendship bracelets...you aren't in 4th grade and FK is sure Kimmy from summer camp no longer likes you, assuming she ever did. In sum, burn your skanky outfit and pay for some quality fake boobs.
Sincerely,
A fat kid in polyester who still looks better than you
posted by Meregarita at 3:55 PM
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