Joys of the Country

FK and The Grouper were all set to cook up a 10 pound hunk of meat for dinner. That is, until they discovered their shrine to food, the Mecca and Medina of nutrients, the alpha and the omega of nourishment, did not work in their new house...just like practically everything else.


So a-waddling to Golden Corral FK and TG went. While living in the Mountains of the Southwest has been an adjustment, Golden Corral is a whole new ballgame. (Dear Reader, please also consider that earlier in the day T. Grouper and Fat Kid spent several lovely hours at the DMV).
After settling down to plates of oversalted meat, FK and TG decided to take in the ambience of Golden Corral. Highlights of the Kingman Golden Corral included:


12 year old Lolitas (boob grabbing included!)*


Colonel Sanders in the flesh (and in bermuda shorts!)

and last, but not least:

Man wearing wranglers, wifebeater, and his handgun strapped to his back. Because one might be ambushed at the make your own baked potato bar.

All told, this trip to Golden Corral beat out the trip to Walmart where the guy in chaps was spotted...in the men's underwear department.

*God only knows what bizarro government watchdog/kiddie porn sites FK is now linked to bc of this post.