Polyester Isn't the best in the rain

Fat Kid's beach plans were ruined by the rain. While the beach going population of South Florida was saved from seeing Fat Kid's rolls of pasty cellulite sqeezed into a size 2 bikini, Fat Kid was disappointed in that she was forced to spend her weekend inside drinking. The Grouper was game enough to go shopping for a short while on Saturday. Fat Kid bought this:

and this:

for the new house. The Grouper and I also made a turkey. It looks somewhat like this:

Essentially, we are gearing up for going to State College and drinking our faces off this weekend and then our move. Fat Kid has the life of a 40 year old but with less money.