A Fat Kid's Work Is Never Done

Fat Kid is currently at work. Can you believe FK gets paid to blog? Actually, FK is just avoiding her actual work and billing clients for it. Not only is Fat Kid fat, she's a cheat too. FK was reading yahoo news (b/c that is all her attention span can handle) and found a Rudy-esque story about a Special Ed kid that got to play varsity basketball. What struck Fat Kid is that the special ed kids don't get diplomas. Why is this? Sure they can't read or write but neither can 50% of "normal" high school graduates. It's not like the Special Ed kids don't contribute to society or would give a horrible name to Hickville High as an alumni. Also, can the schools just arbitrarily decide not to award diplomas (See retarded Today Show interview re: Simpson's tie)? If so, what if Fat Kid had been denied her prestigious sheepskin from Generic Catholic Highschool due to her love of all synthetic fibers and inability to walk more than 30 feet without taking a rest? Do the talented and gifted children receive super duper diplomas? Fat Kid thinks not. This anger has fueled Fat Kid's appetite. Off to find a snackcake of some sort...preferably powdered.